When you see a dog wagging its tail, you know it's glad to see you.
It trusts you.
It loves you.
It prefers you.
The longer the tail, the easier for you to step on it.
I have a tail for a couple of people, and the best thing is that they keep on stepping it. Without them realising it, or they're just being jerks.
Or rather, born assholes.
You guys hit strike 1 and 2. Strike 3, this nigga's going to go all out. Fuckers.